Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
So i got in my car, the seats are leaned back, and soft soul music is playing. Wtf happened last night.
he went down on me with a nose plug on, you tell me how it went
Its official. 'Jingle Bell Rock' gives me a boner. Thank you Lindsay Lohan & Rachel McAdams.
Thanks to her sunglasses tan, I can't look at her when she blows me cause it's like getting blown by a raccoon. A very talented raccoon
Ice cream after masturbating>masturbating any other time
He stood up, threw the bag of bud between me and Tory, yelled "Fight" and then ran upstairs for the pizza
I just had a contest with the toilet to see who could hold their breath longest.
I won
He said I could liberate his beef and all I could think about was how I don't eat veal for political reasons.
I'm mailing you cans of corn and that's final.
I added a U.S. Senator on snapchat....casual.
I need vodka mixed w a bit of holy water right now
I was masturbating and a roofer walked past my bedroom window.
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