how was the sex?
he smelled like pickles and burnt hair.
well, there's that.
Dude, everyone in your family has slept with that girl. Her vagina is like the Hindu version of a Bar Mitzvah.
He said he wanted to see my room, not my womb. It's a common mistake.
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
It felt like getting blasted with a supersoaker filled with vagina juice.
Come my child we shall walk thru the pasture of amazing sex and corndogs. Hint:some corndogs are not corndogs.
Hey your work video crashed my computer. The 8 pornos running in the other window didn't. Congratulations.
I'm going to take a nap so I don't feel like a stripper sneezed in my mouth tomorrow morning at work.
Note to self don't stop having sex during an earthquake! I call it a 6.1 orgasm!
It looks like you got dick slapped by the sandman..
I've had more sex since the twins moved in than I'd had in the previous four years. They are the best wingman ever.
There is an episode of "how it's made" on tv right now. The subject is tequila and water beds. Basically my life.
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
the orange of my hangover Tang is hurting my eyes... my coworkers knew it was hangover Tang too.
You offered him a “Sorry I Blew Your Brother” Blowjob. How does that make it right?
I promised him it would be better than the one I gave his brother which is really nice of me since their actually only half brothers and his brother is cuter
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