Why were you high on a thursday?
today's a wednesday
I asked first.
Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
i might have gotten away with it if "don't tase me bro!" wasn't the first thing i said when i rolled down my window.
you were stealing lawn gnomes and punching cars. I'm not surprised you got arrested.
Street performer on bourbon st just lifted a sewer top so I could puke down it. I love New Orleans.
on a scale of 1 to 'no sex' how busy are you this week?
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
At our floor meeting the RA was talking about bathroom hygiene and I really wanted to be like "what about shower sex."
Valid question
if i don't get grease into my system pronto i will undoubtedly die
Checking out a dudes' nachos instead of the dude #foreveralone
Poor guy. Tried so hard to get out of the friend zone. I had to make out with someone in front of him to put him in his place.
I'm sorry I was just sleeping on the kitchen floor I'm too dead to think
Guy running next to me at the gym is judging me. I think he can smell the whiskey leaking out of my pores.
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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