ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
fuck. did you have to draw it on me with a permanent marker
theres no point in washing my sheets anymore. its always going to be a fine layer of booze and semen.
my mom just asked me, concerned, if I swallowed.
sex on the roof is not as easy as it sounds
He came into the hospital yelling "HEY EVERYBODY! REMEMBER ME?"
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
I just sniffled when I woke up and got a bump of coke. I have never felt so good hung over.
I sat on the toilet and peed through my jeans, then I pissed the bed and blamed him...do you think well have a 2nd date?
I miss you, too. It's hard to sleep without anything licking my head.
Lets just say my thoughts when getting dressed this morning was "vagina friendly" options
NOTHING IN THE WORLD IS GOOD SOFT
NOT ICECREAM NOT DICKS
NOTHING
I asked Tony because I knew he wouldn't give me a lecture about consequences
???? Tony IS a lecture about consequences
I dunno that I'd be trusting enough of junkyard tequila to drink it.
i just found a lighter in my bra... from last night, and its 7:43pm...
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