So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
boy from dating site added me on facebook. i don't know if i'm ready for him to see what a drunk i am.
I don't care how many kiddie pools are in our house. One is too many.
I'm like the Mother Theresa of booty calls.
I used to not like fucking fat girls but with her gut clapping against her boobs, its like a standing ovation ever time.
I hope my tampon is in his bed. That'll teach him. Happy new years btw
I just dumped bong water and Bacardi out of my purse into the trash can. Everything in my purse is soaked. I hate Sundays.
Just got biofeeze on my vag. Weirdest sensation everrr. Can't decide if I want to cum or cry
No more twerking this week. I think I dislocated a boob.
I heard from the downstairs bathroom "WHY CAN'T I WIPE MY ASS IN PEACE!" and a pisscrate of glass bottles breaking
Do I go to spinning class and try to redeem myself from going drunk, or do I wait a week and hope they forget I fell of the bike?
Like, what do you do with girlfriends? Buy her dinner and just like leave?
Crying while I'm pooping. I think this is rock bottom
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