a strip club that doesn't allow touching or asking for sex... whats the point?
unless her vagina can tell me my horoscope in sign language, I'm not going.
I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
Good thing it was his birthday because I accidentally grabbed his dick at the bar. A lot.
I have sand in every orifice, there are bruises everywhere, and I smell like a distillery. I love summer.
Ok just don't go to jail. I saw your account balance. It can't take that.
I always thought The Big Bang Theory wasa terrible show but that was before it came with blowjobs and pizza.
Aaaaand my mom is wearing jeggings...
I just smoked a bowl alone and took my Zyrtec here's to a full night.
I only drink at bars with bathrooms big enough to have sex in.
No dude. I can't think of anything LESS sexy than yodeling
I was dreaming of a parallel reality and in the dream I just looked up at my present self and was like "you're high, man"
We stood outside the room listening to them have sex and making meow noises
That's not right, is it?
And my butt misses you like the deserts miss the rain.
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