How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
Here's my recipe for happiness. Go get a pen. 1. smoke a bowl 2. put on explosions in the sky 3. take a bath. Do this for about 1 hour or until all your problems go away.
At what number of girls whose last names are stored in your phone book as drinking establishments does it become excessive?
Mac n' cheese is coming out of my nose. You can't make that feel better
I imagine my 13 hours of sleep after my 3 day upper bender was similar to Jesus rising from the dead.
Dude just slipped a $20 into the jukebox at that restaurant we were escorted out of last Mardi GRAS. Hope they enjoy Justin Bieber's Baby cause they're gonna hear it 40 fucking times.
Oh boy...do i want the 'something you can tell your mom in 10 yrs' version or the 'Im gonna call you a whore but be proud' version?
I gave you head at the stadium on a Thursday night ESPN game. That damn well better be worth points on the score board!!!
If kinky sex was an Olympic sport they would be playing the anthem for me as we speak.
So high I started thinking my desktop picture of a cat was too erotic for the workplace.
I may or may not have just hot boxed a backhoe on the construction site of a police station that's being rebuilt..
YO I WASNT TRYING TO MAKE A PASS AT YOU.... Or Jesus
I woke up naked buried in snacks. Best night ever.
Whatever. I'll take my new fine ass dick sucking nails elsewhere.
who gets drunk at chipotle by noon and then gets kicked out? this chick.
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