Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
you know how you have to have just the right ratio of chips to sandwich? same goes for pubes.
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
its a saturday night. im home alone watching legally blonde, eating week old birthday cake and drinking milk out of the carton. so yeah im doing real well
He set 8 alarms to make sure I took my birth control on time..
organizing the empties. That sober.
I'm on my fifth double. This night is getting better whether it likes it or not.
as it turns out, there is no "i was in the pool" excuse for adderall-induced shrinkage.
He managed to tell me he was blind in one eye and convince me to have sex with him in the same conversation. It's love.
Well I shit myself on the way home from work today so there's that...
She had never heard the term "grundle" before. Classiest girl I've met in months
if it wasn’t 100% before, it is now that i will most definitely die a quesadilla related death
I'm texting you know although you won't get this until you wake up. the only reason you are strapped to your bed is because you were trying to fly out your window.
She was so happy for me that she insisted I fuck her with my Bills jersey on. THAT ACCOMMODATING
Just saw a commercial for non alcoholic baileys cream. WHAT THE HELL IS THE POINT?!
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