my weekend in 10 words or less: hot friend of a friend, open bar, beach house, sore. In that order too.
I puked last after eating a volcano taco and drinking vodka. I felt like a fucking dragon.
hey. who tried to drive me home last night?
not sure. we got lost. what do you mean "tried"?
i'm still in their car. parked on the beach. no one else is here. i have on different pants.
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
Let's just say there's a reason that "suede" rhymes with "laid".
I woke up with the wrong plaid-shirted guy in my bed.
guess you're going to miss out on a groin massage and a frosty vagina
I havent jerked off in so long, my dick literally prevented me from rolling over in my sleep this morning. new definition of painful?
Seriously just heard: "we need some good ass wine. how bout this swa-vig-non blank"
hahahaha. Oh virginia: where the south begins
It's getting increasingly easier to use his emotional instability to my advantage. That's about all he has going for him right now.
I found an HIV test/information brochure on the kitchen table and what i can only assume to be an "I'm sorry you might have AIDS" gift bag, complete with a candle and popcorn, and I haven't seen you in 36 hours. You good?
Great way to live...just blowing loads on upholstery
Im so glad I make morally wrong decisions. It's like the best worst thing I've ever done.
Good morning 7am walk of shame. It's been awhile.
You’re not his type
I’ve got blonde hair and great tits. I’m every man’s type
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