So.. My internet got red-flagged at work because i did a search on "midigit strippers las vegas" This may be hard to explain...
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
So there I was praying he didn't go limp again, choking on a long, long gray ball hair. This is my Saturday night. This. Is. My. Life.
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
Tomorrow is Have Sex and Climb A Mountain Day. We have amazing dates.
you're avoiding the subject, i want to know how you ended up at the strip club with the dog, fucker
How the hell do you leave a party with a kitten? It's missing and everyone knows it was you.
How are you going to come here and fuck on our couch ? That's everyones couch
Probably TMI here but I just rubbed one out while listening to thunderstruck, almost ripped my dick off.
Some dude peed on tonys floor because drunkness
They offered him a bucket as he was peeing and he was like "Nah, I'm good"
Never thought an ATM max withdrawal could be such a good thing...
I lost a fight last night. By that I mean I head butt the bar and busted my lip open.
It's 6am and I had to explain to the gas station attendant why I didn't have shoes on and I'm covered in maple syrup.
All right well I’m making her sugar cookies and sleeping with her husband tonight. Just another manic Monday
I'm sorry I walked in on you guys, but all I heard from outside was her screaming "Dive, dive!". Sex was my last guess for what was going on in there.
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