I may or may not have just irish jigged at a bar. And broken out in a sweat from it. Not a good sign for that marathon yo.
I would give away a ton of these clothes but I doubt there are any homeless people who dress as slutty as me
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
so all the bums hang out by my new store, they have a leader we call king bum... He got dethroned by police today for choking out a hooker. The bum heirarchy is in shambles right now.
i'm traumatized. his orgasm face consisted of him looking like my dead grandfather and burping.
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
I can always tell I missed tequila night based on the hickeys on your neck man. Fucking call me.
Ecstasy should be its own food group.
I tackled a mailbox like a linebacker. He almost broke his hip and his friend lit a bottle rocket off inside of the car. Yes it was a successful night.
He just walked from his house to mine. Walked in and asked for a hug and then left.. And he's sober.
Soggy bong water carpet is the worst kind of carpet.
7% of guys ive been with can get me off... I did the math!
i woke up in a bed of pop tarts
Fuck you, dude, I'm not sharing my weed anymore if you're going for the Panthers.
You stumbled into the hotel room escorted by security and then went into the bathroom sat by the toilet, threw up for hours while slamming your head on the wall and whimpering "why" over and over.. I went to bed
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