And just as he was about to come, he screamed "Oh Christy!!"
What's wrong with that? Your name IS christy.
He then said, "Oh shit, sorry Julie."
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
You'll be proud of me
Who did you not have sex with
Damn it...you know me too well
We ran out of things to say while we were playing Never Have I Ever so we started playing I Have Done This... Have You?
Using the ceiling fan to slice the hotdogs in mid-air can only be contributed to our liberal use of 1800.
no one is here. wer drinking in the beer garden in the dark and we stole a bucket of blue paint off the sidewalk. now her legs are blue.
I didn't know where we were going to start fucking, so I just strategically hid condoms all over the house before he came over.
Did u know it's unconstitutional to turn down a shot during 4th of July celebrations.. Rest now dear liver
Pedi-lyte stocked
I had a dream about that dude. It was the first time I had a dream about him since the tryst.
The tryst?
The hookup. I like using sophisticated words for my foolish decisions. Makes me retain some dignity.
maybe facebook could make a notification like "someone tagged a photo of that guy you used to bang and still think is really hot with his shirt off"
I hope the lord has blessed you with many tampons, child.
I apparently lifted the young child over my head yelling "Victory!" after that last game of pool, right before doing some Girls Just Wanna Have Fun karaoke.
I refuse to fake an orgasm. If I'm dating him, he better work for that shit.
all I know is that I was naked, and there were cheeto puffs everywhere...
Like sometimes I’ll be hangry but for dick
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