Until that no good dick sucking whore stays away from my boyfriend I am gonna start blowing all of his friends...
screw that ipod for my birthday.. i just want a weed brownie the size of my face. that's all.
turn left when you see the girl thats puking on the sidewalk. she hasnt been moving much so she makes a good street marker
i crashed through a building. if that counts then yes, i went out with a bang.
If people don't want my drunken phone call then TAKE YOUR FUCKING NUMER OFF OF FACEBOOK, like it's just that easy...
Fucking finally I'm about to die from sobriety over here
Then she cat effected the picture of my dick I sent her the other night. I'm in love.
Well two things you gotta know if you're gonna live here. your alcohol tolerance is gonna need to go up, and people do blow. Get used to it. Nobody is gonna pressure you into it. That shits expensive
Lets ignore the fact that you want to turn your dorm room into a sex dungeon and focus on the real issues here.
Are you aware that you called me "Sexy clit lady" last night?
After I was kicked out of the last frat I blacked out, woke up in the hospital with no clothes no phone and no idea what happened last night. But i got hospital socks, thats a win in my book.
i have never been so sexually frustrated as I am right now. I feel like dying...is death an option?
She posted a pic of her bf on ig wishing him a happy bday at midnight. She then proceeded to have sex with me. Who is the bday boy again?
I feel as if some line has been crossed, but only in this vague, WTF sort of way.
Girl you're stalking so hard you're gonna know both their social security numbers soon
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