Don't you think facebook is a bit pretentious, suggesting friends and all? No facebook, I would NOT like to be friends with a girl whose fiancee I have slept with.
wait, do i give off the impression that i DON'T want girls to show me their boobs if i video chat with them?
Whats the opposite of morning wood? Whatever its called, everyone saw it when it fell out.
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
I accidentally screamed the wrong name last night. He stopped for a second, said "fuck it, you're too hot to care," and then continued fucking me.
Writing a love song to planned parenthood. what rhymes with "don't have AIDS"
How do guys with small dicks who cheat on their girlfriends get girlfriends!?!
Yeah, he said he was getting "welcome back Winnipeg Jets drunk" then puked on his jersey.
I forgot how wholesome of a place a park is when youre not drinking there.
tried doing a cartwheel after 10 beers. Guess who has a dislocated shoulder.
Well there is another shower in Nov. So I have three months to figure out how to get some drunk space fucking. May need some of your mead
I haven't been motivated enough for a shirt. And only half the day was bra-worthy.
SpongeBob is life. I once broke up with a guy bc he said SpongeBob was stupid.
We lost a person.... if you see a man in yellow shorts and nothing else walking around let me know...
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