thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
she came over and started getting naked and said its not like i came over to just hang out
youve hit the jackpot
chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
I know im too high when i think porn has an interesting story line.
My boobs grew. They knew we were going to vegas.
How do you have time to get laid so much in law school?
I like to set goals for myself. for example, he was my first libertarian
I just remember thinking, if she falls asleep, I'm totally eating that spilled chex mix right off of her.
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
You may or may not have poured bacon fat down her shirt
Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
We need to go back to the barter system so I can sell my body and just be done with it.
I just got attacked by a swarm of butterflies. Nothing is okay anymore.
If I got paid for every bad decision I've made I would be one rich bitch by now
She said my penis was powerful and magnificent
I came twice AND he sent me home with edibles. I think he’s a keeper.
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