Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
If you want to dance with a less than stellar Asian chick, I have just the girl for you.
genius alert. I just invented a contraption made of toilet paper and rubber bands that makes it so your balls don't stick to your leg when you wake up from sleeping. I call it, The Balldozer
everyone knows that carl winslow was the sexiest man in die hard.
You saying I have a drinkingg problem is like saying Superman has a flying problem.
Just saw a guy from Kansas and a guy from Nebraska arguing over who had less of an accent. God Bless the Midwest.
just added God to my list of friends who can only see my limited profile on facebook. its such a relief to know that He can't watch me fuck up my life anymore.
There is a pink thong attached to a bottle of svedka hanging from my ceiling fan..is this yours?
she's sitting alone using her breathalyzer as a kazoo. help.
You have to come over we all bought drinking hats. Mine has a turtle on it. Side note: somehow someone got their hands on 50 candied apples and we need to eat them...
there's no excuse to just assume your pants won't be coming off for some reason or another. that's just irresponsible
Using a 12 year old as a wingman. Does that make me a bad person?
Just had my first american. He tasted like freedom.
I'm serenading his dick with my words. I understand how poets get inspiration now.
You took the glass microwave plate and said it was the closest thing to a frisbee, let me know how that works out for you
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