What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
stop changing my ringtone to people fucking, it looks bad at work
Apparently he ran around last night saying he was 'the hulk hogan of muff diving'
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
I didn't take her seriously until she snorted that ramen noodle flavor packet...
I kinda wanna eat your hands right now.
Put down the everclear and go to bed.
I spent the whole weekend building houses out of popsicle sticks for my bowls. How was your weekend?
I'll get him an axe as a present. So he can break out of his closet. That axe being my penis.
All those movies are bullshit, there is no way to run down a line of parked cars, they`re too far apart. my faces hurts so much right now
I'd tell u there's strippers to make you get here faster, but that would be a blatant lie... There's strippers here.
I made a booty call at 3:30 am on a Monday... I think I just became the ultimate female fuckboy. I don't know whether to be ashamed or get myself a trophy.
How did your walk of shame include a trip to Walmart and how did you bump into the cop that arrested you last night there?
if he becomes president of the united states, I will tell EVERYONE that i took his virginity.
The waitress at the Denny's in usa remembered me from 2 years ago when we went at 4 in the morning plastered, wearing overalls and huge inflatable corona hats on our heads
He thought it would be sexy if he found my clothes and dressed me, and it was..until he found a thong under his bed and assumed it was mine. It wasn't
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