I'm trying to bond with my sister... Its like getting to know a person I never met that I don't like
I think I sharted a yagerbomb.
Why are you covered in frosting?
Friend's birthday situation turned into enlightened cake orgy.
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
I can't believe I paid your booty call for a ride home in cake.
I love you. I'm too high for this. Find a way. Make it happen. Live strong.
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
Apparently she was filling Miller Lite bottles with water because I refused to be seen drinking water in a bar
We made a bet that we had to talk like Yoda all night at the bars
I just realized that the first thing he ever bought me was Plan B.
Kid got so high from the brownies he forgot his own name. Welcome to college.
Do you remember when I didn't post that pic of you fucking an avocado on your boss' desk? Can you return the favour?
I found your birth control, it was in your Crown Royal bag.
Why do I always have at least 8 men with whom I am conducting some sort of poorly planned love experiment?
Her blowjob technique? Picture someone attempting to drink a triple thick milkshake through a Capri Sun straw.
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