no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
Yep. About to get on pornhub to spill some Christmas cheer
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
I guess you don't realize how much twelve bags of chips are, until they're all over your floor.
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
My goal of the day is to not shit myself. That's it. Setting the bar real low
Nah, this is the University of Tennessee. She'll get the clap, and get busted for having pot in her dorm by spring break. This time next year she'll be part-timing at a community college as a nursing major. So predictable it hurts.
Things I want for my birthday 1. a Chipotle grade tortilla steamer 2. a new liver
I woke up in my tom cruise outfit with my house key tied to my thong....
I really don't want to get drunk alone tonight. Like, I'll do it, but I won't enjoy it.
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
Who brings a stripper home to ninja turtle bed sheets
Me and I got head
no its a draw, weve been through this, when were keeping score on getting laid i get a plus 1 handicap each week because of your British accent! its only fair!
dude. that's the chick that BIT MY DICK. it doesn't matter how hot you think she is, trust me man.
You fucked him, didn’t you?
He showed up at my house with tacos, rum and a negative Covid test. Of course I fucked him. I’m just a simple girl that likes tacos, not Margaret Thatcher!
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