Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
If I see one more commercial for The Secret Life of the American Teenager, I'm going to punch the next teenage girl I see in the uterus and scream, "Wear a condom!"
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
I'm doing somethin that's never been done before...the 10 am booty call come over
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
I told him I'd go cook him breakfast, but ended up passing out on the kitchen floor in the fetal position spooning the dog
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
I don't think the best pickup line was. Hey I have never made a girl orgasm before but I'm sure it will work on someone like you.
Dad had me doing shots of chocolate mint Everclear last night. I've never felt closer to him.
Had a grope session with a girl who looked like my Mom and had the same name as her as well. I think therapy is in order.
I think it's time for a new pick up line. So far my " hey you want to go back to my place, order a pizza and fuck?" Has set me at an all time low downtown 0/4
So I bet a guy he could drink two irish car bombs faster than me and I lost. now he gets to name our first son. sory.
I need two food groups: booze and turkey sandwiches
I tried to bring you in when you passed out on the porch but all you said was that I "ruined your hope ands dreams of becoming an astronaut"
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