if you call bong hits and onion rings a party, then yeah
Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
Mike and I just ate the lobster we found in the toilet
Her underwear doesnt even match. If youre going to be a face book whore at least have matching shit.
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
My dad caught me fucking in the pool last night. He proceeded to tell me I needed to "quiet things down" while this guys dick was still in me. Worst daughter ever.
As usual, I had to fight him for his car keys. Though this time he made it to the valet garage. All the Hispanic attendants gathered around and watched. Felt like I was in a cock fight.
He chipped a tooth on the first beer. You know the night is just going to be a slushy mess after that.
So my dad just walked in on me with the same girl twice in 3 nights. I told him if he wants to see her tits to adleast admit it. All he did was smirk.
You were saying you didn't want to go home and insisted that I drop you guys off at your uncles. That's how you ended up sleeping on a porch with two dudes
It sucks laughing and vomiting at the same time, trust me. I kind of remember
I'm just chillin on the bathroom floor
Haha oh no
The bathroom floor is like my second bedroom on the weekends
I am so horny that I an legitimately concerned for your safety when I see you tonight.
Sorry about the confusion with the nudes last night that was rude
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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