Lets date for the summer
what?
Dont love me in September.
TAKE DOWN THAT PHOTO OF ME IN THE NURSES COSTUME NOW.
sorry i walked in and ruined it, but i had to laugh she looked like a pile of bologna the way you had her pinned up on the wall
u know what's depressing? a picture of an owl without a graduation cap
You better get here soon. I'm about to spend $30 on a cactus online
That glade motion activator thing keeps going off every time we pass the bong. I don't know what I'm getting high off right now.
Did I hear correctly when it sounded like he said "just don't let me throw up into your vaj?"
Talk me down man. Writing a paper drunk and about to buy Celine Dion's greatest hits.
You were like pukeahontas last night, you tried to tell us you were okay, then you puked in the garden.
Sunshine is the equivalent of sprinkling whore pellets on campus.
dude when I get home wanna help me fulfill my dream of smoking a bowl out of my saxophone?
I had to help him get his zipper down in front of his dad so he could pee in the bushes. That Is what moonshine does to you.
If she didn't block me, she would have known that I sneezed on her toothbrush.
I like shiny stuff tho if that’s an emotion
he tied his pants around my leg to stop the bleeding... i think he just wanted a good excuse to take his pants off
well did it work?
it was a success in both ways.
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