You should just wear a sign that says "I like cheap Chinese food and anal"
I like taco bell too
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
She said we should all be mermaids since didn't breathe for 9 months inside our mothers. I want her logic.
Just hook me up with your dad already stop being selfish
Are we doing anything tonight after class for Valentine's Day or just being lazy and having sex?
If you expect me to say anything other than 'lazy and sex' you're crazzzzy!
We stared down the barrel of pure insanity, took more and the electric elephant god rewarded our fearlessness by giving me golden skulls and naked women crawling out of the walls. I love acid
God he's so convenient, drugs, an parties all in one person. He's like the Walmart of delinquency.
Oh I was gonna ask you the same thing...? It's official ask anyone to see your husbands dick day.
That unicorn pillow pet really made sleeping with my head in the toilet a little better.
you told me your favorite colors were "pink" "no pants" and "Mexican food"
You just gave me the title for the series of our lives. Haha. Chapter 12: the cocaine on the back of the hairbrush
Pussy, Peanut Butter Cookies,and Bubble Wrap
Oh also we fucked while one of the old Rudolph movies was playing on tv so it was festive
Oh god it's open bar.
My life just got so pathetic that I volunteered to work a double on my day off because its saturday and I have nothing else planned
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