dude i'm inner monologue high
I wonder what it would be like to be a slice of cheese.
he said i'm too pretty to suck penis
Dude we got so high last night. I said "watch this" threw a goldfish cracker in the toilet, and laughed my ass off. We watched the dvd menu for 30 minutes too.
I managed to throw up 90 feet under water, just removed my breathing tube, puked, put it back in. All inclusive is the way to go.
I AM THERE IN SPIRIT, TICKLING YOUR BALLS
I'm currently eating a turkey dinner, listening to xplosive by dr. Dre, and drinking rum. Hispanic christmas dinners are the best.
We smoked a huge blunt and then laid in bed naked eating strawberry shortcake good humor bars. We have the perfect relationship.
See, this is why we give you shit. Ashley gets her car cleaned out, I get multiple enchiladas made, and you get cum in your eye.
I knew it was Christmas when someone handed me a stocking filled with airplane bottles. Ps just woke up 3 days later
I want sex. When is an appropriate time post funeral to ask for something like that. Like when it gets dark out?
I just revenge puked in his shoes. This is gonna be a fun night :)
Listen, all I’m saying is, if you’re lying naked next to a hot chick, you don’t start discussing dental hygiene.
we have beer and we're watching the birds have sex in our yard.
Nothing like having a family watch you dry heave at the end of the dock
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