I got into an eating contest with Christina. I ate 6 oranges.
Why? Who won?
we don't know. we ran out of oranges.
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
Yeah he is here but I can't let him know I am until he has like 30 min worth of drinks. so when he see me he isn't like "omg ew,NO!"
I have so much to learn from you, wise slut
IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
America approved of our night. A bald eagle flew over us at 7am
he keeps trying to sext me and all I can do is respond with descriptions of what im eating.
No dude I got way too drunk to function. 90% sure I tried to FaceTime 911.
I learned so much about myself in that shower.
I learn from experience and I experienced what it would be like to completely lose my mind and then wake up with a stab wound.
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
This is the beginning of the end. Testicle Tuesdays and free ball Friday are going to scar people for life
Dude that picute of your balls will haunt my nightmares
Sweet! It'll be a "that-minor-I-used-to-serve-alcohol-to-is-no-longer-a-minor" party!!!
I don’t know if I’m nauseous or just disgusted with myself.
So. Um. Hypothetically speaking...how would one get a squirrel out of the house?
Randomize
