Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
im pretty sure one of the guys i was dancing with at graffiti wrote on my back "you rock". now feel like a danced with a 5 year old.
He said he had a gf but the monogamy was "only implied".
the doctor brought back painful memories by lecturing me about your teeth marks that are still on my dick.
it was like i was on a global safari of uncircumcised men
it took me 20 minutes to get her upstairs... she crawled under a car and wouldn't come out.
And then you'll find yourself a hot chick and leave me behind with nothing but my back fat to keep me company.
I actually took a sword out of your hands. You were samurai slashing lemons to make chasers.
he gifted me a vibrator as he was breaking up with me. you tell me how my night went
Just realized I probably only have one more wedding where I can say I fucked the bride.
It felt as if we were fucking on a sea of baby feet and morgan freemans face hair
Lost feeling in my face, my shoe and had a nose bleed. That's not wings. Fuck red bull.
At least your road beer policy is responsible. Well, relatively speaking.
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
As long as it's before midnight it's cool. But it would be understandable to ring in my new year shitting myself just before I go to Iraq.
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