is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
ok watching intervention on tv. when i hit rock bottom - i wanna be THIS chick.
let's put it this way: i'm gonna stop drinking and get a gym membership. she's that hot
so, the parking garage attendent caught us humping in the car. long story short, we have free parking whenever we want! take that abstinence.
I can't think of anything besides pubic hair fallout. Ugh.
There's just something about a dollar tree pregnancy test that screams THIS WASNT PLANNED!
Me and him were fist fighting in the back of the cab and I offered the driver a 100% tip to call him an asshole. I don't know why.
The condition was that I had to eat her out to Beethoven
It was the hardest I ever came in my life and once I could see straight again I just looked at him and said "cool"
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
My little brother came home while I was sitting there icing my vagina with a bag of peas. Asshole looks at me, high fives Ryan, then leaves.
Yiu ever laugh so hard you stop breathing? Turns out weed -can- kill you.
Is it possible for mice to climb? If so I think mice are climbing into my bed in the night and playing with my hair..
I woke up to a bum peeing outside my window, and he said, "This is embarrassing for you."
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