That guy over there looks like a cartoon/action figure.
omg, i know.
we're too high.
my math professor just wrote "parallel" on the board, but spelled it "pararrel". guess what country he's from
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
do you know how hard it is to sit through a 3 hour movie with someone and not fuck them?
threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
if youre pregnant and ruin my spring break i'll never forgive you.
Well Im currently dressed up as batman raiding frat houses for booze
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
I vaguely remember stopping for a bag of bugles and some lube and then I woke up this morning with melted chocolate on my hands. I think I love him
During your work shift I was either: a) stoned. b) high. c)stoned. or d) high.
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
Enjoy the penises
Is a coke binge Whole30 approved?
Gatorade without vodka just doesn't taste the same
I just called my kid butt plug. Does that make me a bad mommy??
This may be the most diplomatic thing you've ever said
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