On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
"Morning after" poops are always like, interesting.
You just kept saying over and over "Tell me I won't do it." Someone finally told you you won't. You did. Welcome to herpes.
Just took my morning after pill in the library
we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
I'm pretty sure whiskey overrules bulimia in the eyes of Texas boys
I think our camping neighbours like us. We're the drunk girls trying to chop firewood with no pants on at 3 in the afternoon.
No our divorce decree will not have a blow job clause. Unless my alimony is greatly increased your bj's have been reduced to fantasy status.....
Btw. Made out with a random kid at a frat. It's all good though. He invited us to his frat party tomorrow so yay! For having plans!
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
He talked for 3 hours straight on how his dad is a dentist how fuck do you think my night was
I have a story for you. It involves waffles and getting naked with the local weatherman.
I hooked up with the sexiest couple in the LAX BATHROOM IN THE CHANGING FAMILY ROOM HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA
Woke up with a throbbing vagina and a lesbian in my bed. Then for the hell of it we had morning sex. Definitley bisexual now
The cure for a hangover evidently is not walking around in a costume in the sun towards of park of screaming children
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