I'm jealous of your bromance
The last shot i remember taking was toasted to "love, sex, and magic". Needless to say I was 0 for 3 on that toast for the night.
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
You're the only person i know who can laugh and talk while puking
So what do you think the policy is on vomit in rental cars? do I have to clean that up or is that part of the service I'm paying for?
I'm pretty sure last night was the first time I've seen someone drink beer-soaked paper towels. Ever.
She pulled out a handful of chest hair. And then gave the room a Brave Heartesque speech.
Oh, and she's that dumb bitch that goes out in public in full make up and sweats with uggs. I hope she falls face first in a bowl of queso and drowns
The to do list extremely baked self wrote for me last night says "1. Join gym 2. Passport? 3. Join a gym" And then just a drawing of a squid
We just had a 30 min argument on the actual birth date of Jesus, it ended in my brother and ain't cursing each other and an 8 yr old answering it by using Siri.
Ok so last thing I remember was hugging a cop while vomiting
just saw the most amazing side boob. i wanted to hold it.
Florida is balancing how much this place sucks with how many vodkas you can have to cope in order to still be allowed on the plane to leave
Shotgunning beers in the shower. Mom would be proud.
She was blacked out at her own party. It felt good to stand next to her while she laid on the floor and say "vomit does not look good on you."
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