your thong is hanging out like whoa
and that's why we call him explosion in my pants. no one remembers his real name.
Making out with married ex girlfriends: priceless
The only thing I've had to eat today was the half eaten sausage biscuit I found on my chest when I woke up this morning.
Since when does a beard not count as proof of age at the liquor store?
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
Yeah but he's impersonating a gargoyle jumping off of everything. Including the walls.
The fact that he just came out makes his Lent commitment to give up gay sex so much more meaningful now.
I just bought $54 in Easter crap to try and blend in the pregnancy test... And FYI, it totally worked.
I can dream in two languages, but it's still about ripping a bong.
No, it wasn't really a sexy 'I'm going to go masturbate.' It was an 'I'm going to go masturbate' that implied I was going to drink a tall boy of Mikes and cry while I looked at lesbian porn.
I can't find a song to express how gay I'm feeling.
I told him I had an IUD and he asked me how was a bomb a form of birth control..
She just took all of the blankets in the house and threw them in the yard, because 'the grass was cold'..
My boyfriend just called me on his poop break from work.... Is that what you meant by moving too fast?
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