Ridin mah bike see you on the moon
i could have sworn she did an overextended split with her legs over her head but now i think it was just the drugs
John stretched a condom over his face and tried to puke in it.
I want to let you in on my two latest life goals. Have a photograph of me squirting whipped cream into a midget's mouth, and have sex on a roof.
He tried to give me a shoulder massage while i peed in the neighbors bushes to "make it more relaxing."... I let him... That drunk
I mean...he was throwing up for almost 3 consecutive hours. I don't think there's a chance in hell that would have tasted even close to tolerable.
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
We smoked a huge blunt and then laid in bed naked eating strawberry shortcake good humor bars. We have the perfect relationship.
I did this clutch move yesterday at the bar where I grabbed a plastic cup for water and discreetly threw up in it while walking around and then tossed it. It was my best boot and rally ever
I wanna hang out. The cats don't talk back.
Being forward is somethimes a problems. Like in sexual deity Kong.
I think you’re losing coherence.
I am
on the bright side i found your panties and the lid to the nutella
sam was dropping a deuce next to me. wrote me a note that said "glad we shared this experience." passed it under the wrong stall. the other guy picked it up. that's all I know so far.
I had to ask her to let go of my cock this morning so I could go home. She just kept saying "no, please, no..."
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