I had a dream last night that we were eating cake at Mercy...hahaha. I'm furious I didn't see you.
someone get that fucking seahorse.
Also I got A jello shot for $2!!! It's like the forever 21 of bars
"reccomended dose" hasn't been in my vocabulary for quite some time.
Finally put clothes on I've been laying naked in the bed for approximately 4 hours since I showered and by showered I mean when I laid down in the bathtub with the shower on
Just woke up to the best idea ever. Vodka infused BUTTER. Take a second, and think of the possibilities.
I woke up and he was starring at me and then said "do you believe in miracles"?
I know, I know. But we've discussed my friends and appropriate social behaviour, and I'm pretty sure topless karaoke was a no-no.
She was two things I dont understand: tall and Christian
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
He held my hair back for me while i vomited in my driveway last night and i repayed him by farting mid-heave.
Just woke up to Siri reminding me that i need to kill the giant orange spider in my room, because it's sorcery and witchcraft is sacrilegious. Did you give me LSD again!?!??!
I wish I just waited long enough to hate someone to fuck one
Just bought shot glasses from the thrift store. I think the guy buying a winter coat was even judging me.
Just saw a car towing a guy on skis drive by so that’s how Syracuse is doing today.
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