drank two beers while on the toilet at home during lunch break. new high or new low, not sure
Yeah, we spent most of the evening making fun of the drunk girl until we realized it was you.
he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
I don't think anyone could emotionally handle a numb vagina.
When I blacked in, I was crying to my father at the swim-up bar that "I was going to win an Oscar." how do you THINK Mexico was?
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
I slept with him that night and I'm not sure if my lack of enthusiasm was obvious but I found him eating ice cream in the bathtub the next morning. Mom will be so proud.
got into a verbal altercation with Luke Harangoty last night over a table. Called him a cross-eyed fuck and got the table.
I'm gonna buy my dress an hour before wedding. You know, just to make sure it's gonna really happen.
T'would be a shame to waste that open bar though. They shouldn't do that to us. We've been having to pretend we're happy for two people who got engaged a week after they met.
I had to bail out of the tour de Franzia because I have class Saturday morning. Grad school is ruining my life
After tacos, we're chasing women.
I'm drinking apple juice and champagne while watching crossroads..like the classy bitch that i am.
Drank vodka clubs for 6 hours last night. Holy shit just realized that.
sometime during the night he found me in the empty hotttub singing marvins room in only my bra.
i cant go to his party cause last time i pressed the red buttons on the wall and the fire alarm went off for 40 minutes, i'm not allowed back there
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