We had like 4 guys come over and buy us all drinks as an excuse to hit on Kendra. Hanging out with her is now officially fiscally responsible.
it's like i can feel the ghost of his dick still inside me
The last memory I have is vomiting into a box and her rubbing my back saying "you are such a trooper..."
He was pretty out of it. He heard crickets outside, and thought it was the laptop. So he put his ear to it, rubbed the keyboard, and said "tell me your secrets."
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
Do you think if I puke at the gym they think is because I'm going hard walking on the treadmill?
There are only four things in life that are certain. 1 Death, 2 Taxes, 3 The wu tang clan aint nothin to fuck with, and 4 you will never be more important than taco bell
I gather from Facebook you got drunk last night and took semi naked pictures of yourself?
I just baby talked my cat. While getting ready for bed... Before 10 on a Friday. I'm officially a cat lady.
Just laying in bed, snuggling my cat, and pondering whether I'd like to attend a swingers party this evening...
I would give a kidney to fuck him and he knows it. That bastard.
dude where did you go last night?
when the tequila says to run, you start running.
If there's one thing I think I could really excel it, it's curating a midlife crisis
I just had 3 numbers I don't know text me and remind me I am to attend AA on monday. Im gonna say it was a good night.
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize
