The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
my night went downhill once I lost my bikershorts. EAWSSSSYY ACCESS
We're having the conversation about what happened last night, all we can come up with is that we came home, drank two litres of lemonade, I took one of her seizure pills and we fell asleep with sabrina the teenage witch on
I'm full of awesome ideas
Yesss you are. Im full of confusion. I keep finding peanut butter on my legs...
She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
i dont know everytime i see her teeth i get erectile disfunction
its official. the only way for my hair to look good is to blow somebody
the potatoes in the margarita machine wasn't the breaking point. its when he turned on the stove and put a bunch of bottle rockets on it that i knew the night had prematurely failed
Shawn wouldn't stop singing about his cock on the ride home that night it freaked my girlfriend out how consistent he was
Yeah i just finished watching someone play ping pong with his penis it didn't fully register until after a few seconds
The first thing I did in 2015 was suck a dick.....so.....
I got to my internship late... with a bag of chipotle and sex hair.
Oh, in response to your "does dating get better" question...I feel like penises are getting smaller nowadays. Its been several years since I saw a good 8+ incher.
So the 25yr old smokeshow I fucked last night said "Prepare to be disappointed" as he put the condom on. I was. 40 is bullshit.
You some how ended up sleeping on one of the beams that run along the ceiling of your house
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