He's very warm and cuddly, that's my favorite thing about him. Besides his Porche. And his hot brother.
Apparently riding the dog like its a small horse is frowned upon in this establishment
dude I'm not 100% but I think your mom is sexting me.
Ideas for halloween. We need simple yet hilarious. Cheap yet effective. Slutty yet acceptable. Go.
Well, I plan on starting the night dressed as little red riding hood. Then I plan on finishing the night dressed as a shit show in a red cape.
We are, if nothing else, classy enough to leave our 10 mini bottles of wine in a polite line on the floor of the movie theater.
yeah we were the ones eating jello shots out of the back of a jeep in the bar parking lot
Did you sleep with Connor? And who undressed me? There's a picture of two guys peeing out my bedroom window. What happened?
You showed them your nipple for dollars for the jukebox. You were depressed because only one of your songs played. Oh then you twisted your ankle and blamed it on your mad stripper skills.
No shame in my game.
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
She really has to stop the coke at some point. Won't she run out of money eventually?
Won't she run out of nose eventually?
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
Awkward, walking to my bootycall's hotel room and run into my dad leaving his. Just nodded to each other and went on our ways
You thought the flashing lights were strobe lights when they were loading you into the ambulance. You asked the EMT if he had any X.
we're gonna read the declaration of independence and do a shot for every word he doesn't understand.
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