You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
she must've caught on when i went out for a "run" in jeans and a sweatshirt and came back holding a McDonalds bag and smelling like pot.
How did currency from Costa Rica make it's way into my wallet...?
I'm so glad I got to use the word gutterslut before 11:00a today.
onest when I told you I'm a paramedic but I'm also a stripper.
I have a surprise for you
Is it drugs? I want drugs. Or a puppy!
its ok, the prom king gave me his crown to puke in
My roommate is watching gummy bears "race" from a mega-marshmallow to his lava lamp.
Seriously, she had fingers that made me thank a god I don't even believe in that I'm gay.
Can you send me the pic of me puking with a quesadilla on my shoulder
It's the kinda thing that makes you wanna buy a rainbow flag and fight republicans and kiss girls
There's a weed, money and oreo filled pinata promised for our party.
these past three weeks have been a real "fuck you" to my liver
I fucked a French man last night. 5 Times. Ashed my cig in his cactus. That later set on fire while we were having sex.
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
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