Hey babe, chan wants you to stop texting her about the size of TJ's dick. please.
when she said she's going upstairs to put her "play clothes" on, I knew either she was a pervert or a kindergarten teacher. Either way, I wasn't going to leave. She's a pervert by the way.
why weren't you at the audition last night?
booty call before role call
stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
You don't have to be drunk! I've licked your asshole before
Do you know many girls there are in gay bars waiting for me to do coke off their tits? A lot.
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
I'm covered in egg mcmuffin wrappers and my room smells like dead hooker.
Seriously? He's going to use MY birthday sex as the opportunity to ask if he can pee on me?!? I let him, but wow talk about selfish.
Thank god for makeup because it looks like someone took a shit on my face
he may be homeless but his dick however is not... anymore.
I am self-sufficient. I puked in a wine glass and emptied it in the trash. Points for style and neatness
WHO THE FUCK TAGS THEMSELVES AT COUNTY JAIL?!?!
I'm closer to stabbing a fork in my neck than finishing this resume.
Conversations really do change when your social worker had your dick in her mouth the other night.
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