Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
The sky will open, cue choir of angels: "oh! wow! Matt was right! Not only will I grow out my bush, but I'm going to date straight, available men!"
but there are maragaritas for $3 so that was all i needed to hear
you should give me head with plastic fangs in
The cereal milk was almost black, the bacon was still frozen and the toast was soggy. And that was BEFORE I puked in her lap.
Thank you for the breast cancer awareness themed circle of death. Had it been any other time I would not have played topless.
You're being dramatic. You can calm down, or you can piss off. Either way, I ate your burrito.
What's the protocol when you drive the girl's head into the wall during sex and she starts to cry?
Haha that's why you never name the penis. Its like a pet, once named you will most likely get attached.
I'm so glad I got to use the word gutterslut before 11:00a today.
isnt this the same guy you hooked up with on his birthday and he then asked, "you were at me birthday?" the next time you were together?
The thing is that despite the high paying career and the increased responsibility, my life hasn't changed that much. Only instead of blacking out on $2 wells at some dive I blackout on top shelf martinis in a suit. Oh and only on Fri & Sat nights. Being 30 doesn't suck as bad as everyone led me to believe.
For once I am not in the mood. My vagina is good with life at the moment.
The apocalypse has arrived.
I'm craving your dick and a microwave pizza
on the bright side i found your panties and the lid to the nutella
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