Ambien. No doubt about it.
I GPSed you we're an hour and 14min away from each other
and it's going to stay that way
I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
Just had to open a tuna can with a spoon. Gave me a sense of hunting for my own food.
I definitely ripped a mole off of her back in the process
jack dropped his pants and said "bet u've never seen a dick this big." which was really sad cuz i had never actually seen one that small...you have like pinch it between ur thumb and pointer finger to give a HJ
i think im the only person who makes thank you cards for their drug dealer
currently wearing a football players overly sized underwear. discovered a shot count on my leg. I'm a tank hahahhh
in line at jewel. the cashier is puking in a garbage can while ringing up customers. glad to know im not the only one that 2012 is kicking in the face already.
Beer is acceptable at 830am if it's your bday, right?
There's a whistle here and I just want to play my whistle song on it.
So when the drug raid cops tell you, you should get out of the relationship, it probably means its time.
She told me I should be proud of my dick pics, then told me she was in love with me, then I dropped her off at her boyfriend's. I was a new kind of failure tonight.
Also, we can't be seen together looking suspicious or sexually satisfied
Ate a slug for 39 dollars
I wouldn't expect anything less from a PhD student
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