You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
It's all fun and games until the last slice of pizza gets bong water spilled on it.
I don't really want to explain to you right now but i just ate laundry detergent
Tonights theme there is the 7 deadly sins. Greed, envy, sloth, gluttony, sluttiness, fellatio and vodka.
Just used "I used to work as an inflatable toy operator" as a pick up line. Freshman frenzy is great...
When you get to his house tomorrow, follow your instincts. Find the cat first.
he also bled all over my floor. unrelated to cats but true nonetheless.
I'm holding onto the sink for dear life. Pretty sure if Iet go I'll turn into a shit propelled man rocket.
Feel better punkin. Your balls will be gently resting on my forehead in no time
DISHONOR ON YOU. DISHONOR ON YO FAMILY. DISHONOR ON YO COW
When my mom found out he was a high school drop out she was like "seriously? Can we raise the bar a little higher next time kels?" So my moms pretty cool
Apparently there's nothing on sonza for "giving a handjob while sunbathing"
I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
With each thrust he'd whisper "like a ninja." Should I be flattered or appalled?
By the way, you're like fucking spiderman. I've never seen someone climb out of a car window that fast and eloquently.
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