ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
He's Hawaiian. Thank god it wasnt a real American
obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
he told her to call him "Frog Legs" and she still fucked him and not you.
Sometimes I wonder how different my life would be if I didn't share a weekly margarita with my mom since i was 12
Can she stop putting up all these passive aggressive statuses and please come out of the "I-want-to-be-a-pornstar" closet already?
she's unstoppable after she starts doing shots and yelling NANNER
You talked the cab driver into taking a shot from your flask at a red light because "Ray Charles would want him to"
I just threw up again because I opened my eyes... God is laughing. I resorted to taking the Mexican Dramamine because I feel seasick from walking. Not helping.
Okay hun. Well my neighbors haven't called the cops yet so I think we're good. No more burning in the yard.
What the matter? A girl can't play some Super Mario without being accused of being high?
Operation: 12 Dick pics of Christmas was a sweeping success, thanks for asking!
We need a signal or code word for "I basically shaved my whole body and we should touch each other tonight".
Btw that $18 I gave you to run around outside naked came out of your wallet.
I need a rain check on breakfast. A frat boy said it was his dream to sleep with a MILF, I made his dream come true and he made me cum
There is no way I’m wasting 21 year old morning wood
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