How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
He asked me to sit on his face, but i didnt, for 2 reasons, one, i had just pooped like 20 mins before sex, and two, this could be my future husband. so i skipped on sitting.
why is it that everyone in pennsylvannia gets fucking prego??
just used a blowie as payment for him having to take the dog out to let her poop.
She was so drunk yelling at me in my driveway to fuck her. It was the ghetto version of Romeo and Juliet.
he went down on me with a nose plug on, you tell me how it went
Yes, do intervene. Unless it involves cowboys with loud trucks and hard 9 inch dicks. Then just come back for me in the morning.
The guy in the next stall screamed courtesy flush and then puked. Bless you Vegas
Its... i dont even know. theres lots of rap music and i cant find my shoes
I took in his dog. My exboyfriend still calls me for 2 things, blow jobs and animal rescue. I need to end this cycle
I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
VOOOODKA VOOODKA WE PLEDGE OUR LOVE TO THEEEE VODKAAAA VODKAAAA SAVIOR OF LIBERTYYYY
I'm gonna take a crap in the portashitter like a civilized human being.
The ass gains better be worth it
Mimosas make me so tired. I just ordered a huge thing of pasta and gonna eat it in my underwear like a bad bitch
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