so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
sexting on a treadmill. speed 9.0 beat that slut!
After all you put him through, I think it was only right that you saluted the bartender when you left.
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
he came on my stomach and it was 1000 degrees in his car. i smelled awesome.
Thanks for not waking me up before the firefighters chopped down my door
There is a homeless man handing out free beer on the city bus. He has a cooler and everything. I love this trashy yet generous city.
I apparently started to text you last night. All it said was 'the whole clam'. I hope that means something to you.
"Every minute you spend hanging out with David is a minute you could spend meeting someone new, who isn't a huge douche" - Buddha
He told me his cum shot melted the paint on his bedroom wall and asked if I want to see it
So, Cheetos don't microwave great.
I can't base my relationships off of good dick and dogs.
I came so hard I literally levitated off the top of his dick. Gravity was no match for that orgasm!
If I call him daddy should I get him a father's day card? Serious question
yeah true but how easily can you rip a scrotum
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