"I want to just tie you up so you\'ll still be here like this when I get home." Actual words.
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
imagine a blue Jetta with an ILLINOIS license plate that read JISLORD..... upon pondering it for 10minutes I came to the conclusion that J stood for JESUS and IF the license plate had enough room it would read "Jesus Is Lord"
either way he was missing a nipple.
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
shes on the floor puking and texting simultaneously.
So Ryan had to wash the dishes. His solution: take a shower with them. I'm never eating at his house again.
My mom made me write an apology letter to all my family for hijacking the eggnog.
Just think. Tomorrow you'll wake up, shower, and get your brains fucked out. That's your ice cream. Today is your peas and carrots.
To be so small, the mini-horses are exceptionally aggressive. And fast. Very, very fast.
Abort! Abort! He almost bit off a finger!
I'm so hungover it hurts to blink.. oh sweet merciful Christ what have I done
Please don't mistake my med student status for responsibility. I'm drinking tequila while studying vascular surgery techniques.
It's the 30 sec rule.... the worst that could happen is I could die
Sitting in my car feasting on the spoils of Taco Bell as Donna Lewis croons "I love you, always forever." A more perfect moment will never exist.
Yeah and you keep saying "I know how to win America." While running away from us
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