Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
Fuck 8am classes
Dear Jesus I'm gonna throw up through my eyes
There's just something about sucking a flaccid dick that makes me feel so calm. Like a baby cow..
He told the cop he was underage, handed the cop his ID, and the police report read "I then informed the suspect that he was not, in fact, underage"
i think i figured out where our problem might have started...when we poured more tequila on top of out margaritas to melt the ice bc they were too cold
hahaha or putting rum in the bbq sauce?
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
Every time I drink before 5 somebody's pet dies
Stop drinking before 5
Easier said than done
I kind of feel like BP. I'm dressed in green and absolutely horrible for the environment.
hes duct taped to the wall and we're throwing eggs at him. i love thirsty thursday.
I gather from Facebook you got drunk last night and took semi naked pictures of yourself?
That which doesn't kill you gives you an excuse to get shitfaced later
I asked him to help me break in the space ship aka my bed.
He kept saying "Ayyyyyyy" during foreplay... during sex.... during everything! It felt like I was having sex with friggin Fonzie from Happy Days!
He sent me a text saying his breakfast today was leftover mead and some fruit salad
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