did you ever find your cell phone? and your dignity?
i sleep in a fine layer of vodka and semen. i don't know that that would appropriate for a pajama rally.
just bought a 30 and sold it for $2 a can to some dumb ass high school kids. now lets buy two and get really drunk
at least franzia made me throw up pretty colors.
He's had mdma poured down his throat. He's getting huggy.
You can do it. What doesn't kill us just drives us to drink
The fact that she put a frat guy in check tells me I did some good raising my little sister. Time to see if she does keg stands.
She was doing hand motions and used straws from drinks like those airport light batons to have me back my "747 jumbo dick" towards you.
I just got offered money for pictures of my boobs
I accepted the offer
I've reached the last of the wine in my cup so now I have to sit up in my bed to get it through the crazy straw
I plan to try out my new vibrator and watch Star Trek: The Next Generation. It's a busy night.
The fact that u had sex with a Disney prince blows my mind, you're my hero.
You laid on the floor and pet their rug. and then demanded Voss water.
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
The strippers who live across the street set up a decently professional stage on their front balcony and a banner for a go fund me... I think we're gonna get a show.
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