You might not want to sit on your couch. Actually you may want to throw it away. My bad.
after we had sex last night he told me he smelled like my vagina. and then he said that if his roommate had a vagina he would probably smell like it. because "they hug weird and shit."
I have to verbally tell you. He looks good on paper...but he totally fails in person. Like communism.
Just grabbed my laptop and a beer to take a shit. Mom gave me a look of disgust. I miss college.
until he told me my vag was like a juicy apple and he loved eating it, yes, i really did think we were both sober.
Joe decreed the livingroom and the hallway up to the burn mark his kingdom. I think this is the point of 'stage an intervention'
Nah I'm perfectly content solely banging the married bartender once a week.
That's practically a relationship for you
Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
I just watched a guy smoke weed through a French Horn. He is my hero
KNEE DEEP IN HOES. SEND HELP.
Ultimate Fighter Idea. You and I both have unprotected sex with the same girl in the spam of days. Whoever the child belongs to, wins and that child is the ultimate ultimate fighter.
How high are you?
okay - we take $20 and buy each other some 'drink till we puke' clothes from the thrift store.
Would you like season tickets to my vagina?
Why are your pants in the freezer?
If I slept with her my dick would come out glittery
coward.
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