I smell stomach acid.
I'm to the point in my high that every song eventually turns into Lady Gaga
my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
can you explain why there is a dead rabbit in my front seat?
idk, I had a turtle in mine.
Would it help you get over me if I told you that I had unprotected sex last night?
I feel like today should be a " im going to have sex with you cause its raining and theres nothing else to do" kinda day
i think we should start charging the bum that sleeps on our porch rent..
iphones do not disturb setting is the biggest cock block to my 3am booty calls
It is a sign that I need a fresh start when Kelly Clarksons new album tells the story of my life.
Sometimes I look at her and just start choking. She is that much of an evil entity.
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
Crying in Target on a display sofa is normal, right? Asking for a friend.
Like every two minutes he would pull out and whipser "don't you do it, you bastard" while looking at his penis. His new name in my phone is 'penis whisperer'
I woke up alone, naked in her bed staring at a lifesize poster of edward cullen,actually I'm lying I did have socks on
She's celebrating a tinder-match-aversary and I'm not about that.
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